Sunday 27 May 2012

I'll Chose My pussy over you....Get on with That.

Hahaha..Baba God sef go dey follow laff dis one. Craziness is the new trending word and boy, its sure trending big time. Afterall, its YOLO right? Drake has done a big damage to the world. Dude that Motto was cool, but it sure making greater percentage of the world go crazy. Please people, the young musician didnt mean it that way. (Maybe he did, who knows.)

Ok, some say " **** Y.O.L.O its F.I.S.H now a days!!! **** it shit happens :) I have some top secret info, Some YOLO police going around these days....ask the FBI. (True tok!)
Some chick's Facebook status: YOLO - you only live once. (*posts some nude picture*) Your comment to the status: YOLO - you obviously lack originality.
i THINK THE ONLY WAY ID LIKE TO FULFILL MY YOLO CRAZE IS TO EAT AT YOLO RESTAURANT. *packing bags and heading to Miami*. Ouch, I actually left the main story i wanted to share. eemmmm...as I was saying Baba God go dey follow laff dis one. How does a woman choose her pussys(iv told ya, renew ya mind) over her husband. Check out this story. 


I'll chose my cats over my husband - Wife tells divorce court.

An Israeli man says he wants to divorce his wife because she refuses to part with her 550 cats.

The man, whose name was not reported, petitioned the Rabbinical Court in Beersheba for divorce from his cat-loving wife this past week, The Times of Israel, Jerusalem, reported Sunday.

He told the court he was unable to sleep in the couple's bedroom because his wife's hundreds of cats were constantly sleeping on the bed.

The man said the cats also blocked his access to the bathroom and did not allow him to cook in the kitchen, the Hebrew daily Maariv reported Wednesday. When he sat down at the table to eat, the cats would jump up and steal his food, he said in his divorce request.

The couple tried to reconcile as ordered by the rabbinical court; however, the wife was unable to part with her pets and instead decided to part with her husband. (Source: Ascology.com)

This happened in God's own nation (*in akwa ibom accent* forket dat ting wey US dey like to tok say dem b God's own nation..na lie. na israel e be).

*Till Pussies do us part*

Wait O, how does YOLO concern this story now? smh. Anyway sha, its a hybrid post.
(you brought yaself here, so read O Jaree!)


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